Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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