I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
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