5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
We are two peas in an std pod
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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