i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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