Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
My vagina is very pro this idea
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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