Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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