like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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