It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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