And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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