i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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