I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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