either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
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What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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