nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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