Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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