chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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