part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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