doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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