come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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