how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
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So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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