yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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