nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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