Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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