foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
