we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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