She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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