She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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