Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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