Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Did you just see the Batmobile???
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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