just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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