Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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