It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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