i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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