K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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