Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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