Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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