THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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