i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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