oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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