I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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