"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I have fence marks all over my body
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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