sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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