If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
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