Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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