The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
