Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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