Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
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you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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