My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
do herpes really smell.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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