the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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