Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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