You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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