There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
