He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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