so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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