are you still at the devil's house?
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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