You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
honey bunches of taint.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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