I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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