yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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